Morons

I've been quite busy lately with lots of experiences I haven't had time to properly write up... my trip out of town where I finally got up the nerve to take an anon load in my hotel room, for a start.

But anyhow, tonight I'm sitting here, I just left Mr Condom's house but he's been in this phase of wanting to pull out and cum on my face, then sending me out of the house and not letting me wipe it off. That's hot and all, but I needed a load in me SO BADLY! I put up an ad, and got a reply "Nice ass." I replied asking where he was and got "What r ur stats". I could already tell this was going to be a waste of time, so I gave them and asked for his. He replied, and again I asked where he was. "Got a pic". I replied there was one in the ad. "No I meant of your face." I had had it with this crap so I just replied "Sorry dude I don't have time to waste tonight, if you were serious you would've at least sent a dick pic since you've seen more of me than I have seen of you. Maybe another night when I have several hours to go through a drawn out Email exchange."

Why do some people make it so hard to get laid? I mean, I understand wanting to trade pics, but it pisses me off when you ask 1,001 questions about me and it's pulling teeth to get any info about YOU!