Friday, September 30, 2011
Sometimes Self-Checkout Is Best...
I was in Target today and saw they had trial sizes of KY on clearance. They're the perfect size for carrying to the bookstore, so I bought 20. I can only imagine what the cashier was thinking, LOL!
Friday, September 23, 2011
Lame!
Who on Earth gives head with a rubber? I tried it once and almost barfed on the guy's dick form the damn thing hitting the back of my throat, not to mention the total lack of enjoyment! I may as well have been sucking on a dildo.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
About Last Night
I was horny, so I decided to turn to the internet in a last ditch effort to get laid. The 'net seems to have dried up in these parts, at least for me, but when I go on vacations I always get great sex from it. Anyhow, back to the story.
I got an Email from a latin guy that said "top here wanting to pound a nice ass i like what i see on your ad 7 and a halfe uncut here thick. thin here not fat 23 let me know whats up." and a photo of his respectable cock. That began an Email exchange that went on a bit longer than I would have liked, but he kept saying things to get me going such as "damm woulde love to plowe that ass! do you like my tool want it up your ass?" and "ok how do you want to do this? man i am gona fuck you good i want you to feel my balls smacking on your ass as i pound you. and i want to hear the sound your ass makes as i pound it. can i come in your ass?" so I let the Emailing go on longer than I normally would have. However, after a half hour I thought it was time to either hook up or move on to another reply. Finally he coughed up the address and I was at his place in 10 minutes. I got in and he was very good looking and... married. His wife was out of town on a business trip so he was playing around.
I really was jut there to get fucked so I dropped my shorts and started massaging his basket. His cock was hard in an instant so I pulled his shorts down and started sucking. He was reaching around playing with my ass and telling me how good it looked, so after a few minutes I turned around and let him get a good look. "Oh, yes, you want to ride it?" "Hell yes!" "There's lube and a condom over there." I picked up the lube and squirted a good amount on his dick, then climbed up and put it at my hole. Since he didn't bring up the condom again I slid it all the way in. "Oh, shit that feels sooo good" he said. He had me ride him for a few minutes, then saked "Do you want me to fuck you like I fuck my wife's pussy?" "YES!" I replied. He got me on all fours and put his tool back in. After about 5 minutes of dirty talk he had to stop so he wouldn't cum. "Do you want me to cum now?" "Fuck me as long as you want." He had relaxed a bit and started pounding me hard. "I'm going to cum." "I'm going to cum inside you." "GIVE IT TO ME!" I said, as he went balls deep and I could feel his cock throbbing as he filled me. "I didn't want to cum so quick, but your ass felt too good." I replied "You don't have to take it out yet." So he left his half hard cock inside me, and he was hard again in about a minute. He fucked me for about another 5 minutes before groaning and grabbing my hips. "I just came again." Nice.
We said our goodbyes and I went home. There was another reply to my ad, and I was really tired but the advertised tool looked rather nice. After another Email exchange that went on a lot longer than I wanted I was at this guy's house. He wanted to do an anon thing, so he had the lights out and fucked me in his entryway. He sounded a bit queenier than I normally like, but I was there and his bare dick was in my ass fucking me with the latin guy's cum still in me. After a bit he asked where he should cum. "Where ever you want." "I'm going to give you what you came here for." and with that he unloaded his balls into me. I went home and went to sleep. When I woke up in the morning a ton of cum had leaked out of my ass and was all over my legs and the bedsheets.
I got an Email from a latin guy that said "top here wanting to pound a nice ass i like what i see on your ad 7 and a halfe uncut here thick. thin here not fat 23 let me know whats up." and a photo of his respectable cock. That began an Email exchange that went on a bit longer than I would have liked, but he kept saying things to get me going such as "damm woulde love to plowe that ass! do you like my tool want it up your ass?" and "ok how do you want to do this? man i am gona fuck you good i want you to feel my balls smacking on your ass as i pound you. and i want to hear the sound your ass makes as i pound it. can i come in your ass?" so I let the Emailing go on longer than I normally would have. However, after a half hour I thought it was time to either hook up or move on to another reply. Finally he coughed up the address and I was at his place in 10 minutes. I got in and he was very good looking and... married. His wife was out of town on a business trip so he was playing around.
I really was jut there to get fucked so I dropped my shorts and started massaging his basket. His cock was hard in an instant so I pulled his shorts down and started sucking. He was reaching around playing with my ass and telling me how good it looked, so after a few minutes I turned around and let him get a good look. "Oh, yes, you want to ride it?" "Hell yes!" "There's lube and a condom over there." I picked up the lube and squirted a good amount on his dick, then climbed up and put it at my hole. Since he didn't bring up the condom again I slid it all the way in. "Oh, shit that feels sooo good" he said. He had me ride him for a few minutes, then saked "Do you want me to fuck you like I fuck my wife's pussy?" "YES!" I replied. He got me on all fours and put his tool back in. After about 5 minutes of dirty talk he had to stop so he wouldn't cum. "Do you want me to cum now?" "Fuck me as long as you want." He had relaxed a bit and started pounding me hard. "I'm going to cum." "I'm going to cum inside you." "GIVE IT TO ME!" I said, as he went balls deep and I could feel his cock throbbing as he filled me. "I didn't want to cum so quick, but your ass felt too good." I replied "You don't have to take it out yet." So he left his half hard cock inside me, and he was hard again in about a minute. He fucked me for about another 5 minutes before groaning and grabbing my hips. "I just came again." Nice.
We said our goodbyes and I went home. There was another reply to my ad, and I was really tired but the advertised tool looked rather nice. After another Email exchange that went on a lot longer than I wanted I was at this guy's house. He wanted to do an anon thing, so he had the lights out and fucked me in his entryway. He sounded a bit queenier than I normally like, but I was there and his bare dick was in my ass fucking me with the latin guy's cum still in me. After a bit he asked where he should cum. "Where ever you want." "I'm going to give you what you came here for." and with that he unloaded his balls into me. I went home and went to sleep. When I woke up in the morning a ton of cum had leaked out of my ass and was all over my legs and the bedsheets.
Rhetorical Question
Does it make me a slut if I'm sitting here with 3 loads of cum from 2 different guys in my ass?
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Vacation Fucking
So I did get out of town after all... and of course I put up ads in the usual places offering my services. One of the first replies I got was this:
"Wats gud. 21 blk hiv- n ddfree " and attached was a picture of his dick.
That was the longest message of our 5-Email exchange. I replied with a pic of my ass, he asked where I was, I gave him the hotel and room number and that was that. Within 10 minutes, a studhunk was there in my room, boner already tenting his gym shorts.
I'd like to give you a detailed description of him, but in all honesty I really didn't get that good a look at his face. He looked like a younger version of Det. Green from Law & Order from what I recall. Anyway, he wasted no time in stripping his shorts off and hopping on the bed and telling me to "Suck my dick, bitch." I did, right away and if I wasn't doing what he wanted he would grab my head and jam his cock down my throat. "That's it, choke on that shit, you slut." He facefucked me for about 10 minutes, before pushing me down the bed. "Get your ass over that bed." And with that, he shoved his whole cock in my ass with no lube. I'd been fucked earier that night (Lame fuck, not worth writing about) but the combination of his size, force and the unexpectedness caused me to jump up a bit. "FUCKIN WHORE DON'T PULL AWAY FROM ME! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED! as he grabbed my ass and shoved it in to the balls once again. I was relaxed this time, and was leaking a ton of precum from his forceful nature. He pounded me like that, pulling all the way out and ramming back in for a good while before ordering me on my knees to suck him some more. After a few minutes he threw me to the floor and rammed it in again, grabbing my ass hard and calling me all sorts of names. He put me back up on the bed to finish off -- balls deep he went and said "I'M FUCKING CUMMING IN THIS ASS!!! TAKE IT, YOU SLUT!" And cum he did. I swear it must've been 5 days worth of jizz on there. He ripped his dick out of my ass and went into the bathroom to wipe off.
I thought he'd be leaving when he returned and hopped back up on the bed. "Suck me." So I did, and he was hard again in no time. He resumed the hatefucking of my throat, before telling me "I want more of that ass." I bent back over the bed, and he shoved it back in, the entry was much easier with the pint of cum he shot in there acting as lube. "Fuckin' whore!" he said as he pulled out and jacked another wad of cum all over my ass. "I'm done. Go clean up." I obeyed and went in the bathroom and wiped the cum off my ass, leaving all his seed IN my hole. I came out and found him half-dressed fiddling with his phone. "Thanks." I said "Mmmm hmm." was his distracted reply. He'd gotten off and hed no further use for me... which was perfectly fine. He put his shirt on and left, and I got dressed. As I went in the bathroom to brush up for bed I saw the cumstains on my shirt. Bastard had used my shirt to wipe his dick off! I still haven't washed it.
"Wats gud. 21 blk hiv- n ddfree " and attached was a picture of his dick.
That was the longest message of our 5-Email exchange. I replied with a pic of my ass, he asked where I was, I gave him the hotel and room number and that was that. Within 10 minutes, a studhunk was there in my room, boner already tenting his gym shorts.
I'd like to give you a detailed description of him, but in all honesty I really didn't get that good a look at his face. He looked like a younger version of Det. Green from Law & Order from what I recall. Anyway, he wasted no time in stripping his shorts off and hopping on the bed and telling me to "Suck my dick, bitch." I did, right away and if I wasn't doing what he wanted he would grab my head and jam his cock down my throat. "That's it, choke on that shit, you slut." He facefucked me for about 10 minutes, before pushing me down the bed. "Get your ass over that bed." And with that, he shoved his whole cock in my ass with no lube. I'd been fucked earier that night (Lame fuck, not worth writing about) but the combination of his size, force and the unexpectedness caused me to jump up a bit. "FUCKIN WHORE DON'T PULL AWAY FROM ME! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED! as he grabbed my ass and shoved it in to the balls once again. I was relaxed this time, and was leaking a ton of precum from his forceful nature. He pounded me like that, pulling all the way out and ramming back in for a good while before ordering me on my knees to suck him some more. After a few minutes he threw me to the floor and rammed it in again, grabbing my ass hard and calling me all sorts of names. He put me back up on the bed to finish off -- balls deep he went and said "I'M FUCKING CUMMING IN THIS ASS!!! TAKE IT, YOU SLUT!" And cum he did. I swear it must've been 5 days worth of jizz on there. He ripped his dick out of my ass and went into the bathroom to wipe off.
I thought he'd be leaving when he returned and hopped back up on the bed. "Suck me." So I did, and he was hard again in no time. He resumed the hatefucking of my throat, before telling me "I want more of that ass." I bent back over the bed, and he shoved it back in, the entry was much easier with the pint of cum he shot in there acting as lube. "Fuckin' whore!" he said as he pulled out and jacked another wad of cum all over my ass. "I'm done. Go clean up." I obeyed and went in the bathroom and wiped the cum off my ass, leaving all his seed IN my hole. I came out and found him half-dressed fiddling with his phone. "Thanks." I said "Mmmm hmm." was his distracted reply. He'd gotten off and hed no further use for me... which was perfectly fine. He put his shirt on and left, and I got dressed. As I went in the bathroom to brush up for bed I saw the cumstains on my shirt. Bastard had used my shirt to wipe his dick off! I still haven't washed it.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
New Post, New Loads
I'll start with an overview of my last few trips to the baths that saw any action at all. I will say that reading other people's blogs has helped me in a way -- sometimes when I go it seems I can't even get the desperate old troll to fuck me and I thought it was me. Turns out everyone has a night like that!
For this posting I will focus on the other nights... I'll start with 3 weeks ago. It was a Monday, which is always busy because it's $1 locker day. I got there and headed into the steam room. There was a mid 40's black guy there stroking a nice piece of meat so I sat down by him. He kept stroking and eyed me, I took that to be an invitation so I put his rod in my mouth. I blew him for about 10 minutes. He never really said anything, just put his hands on my head and shoved his cock in me a few times. I was getting tired of sucking so I asked him if he liked to fuck. "Up to you." He said. I pulled the lube out and greased up his pole. I put one leg up on the bench and guided his bare cock to my hole. He worked it in and fucked me for maybe 5 minutes before shooting a load inside me. As soon as he was done he pulled out and left.
I turned the corner and there was a darker skinned muscular guy there, looked to be in his late 20's. He was in a dark alcove of the steam room, but I could see he was massaging a nice bulge under his towel. I had no idea if he'd just seen me with the black guy but I wasn't going to question as he motioned me into the alcove, opening his towel. I got down on my knees and blew him, and he emitted some "oohs" and "Aahs". Since my ass was warmed up, I asked him if he liked to fuck. "I am a top." He said, in an accent I couldn't really pick up from so few words. I just got up, drizzled a little lube on his cock and he did the rest. In one motion he had slid about 7 inches of fat meat inside me. "Oh, yes, baby..." he said as he sped up his thrusts. Again, this was a quickie and after about 5 minutes he shoved in balls deep and unloaded a few jets of sperm into my hole. Satisfied, he pulled out, said thanks, and exited the steam room.
I wandered around a bit, spotted a black bodybuilder type who had fucked me before. (See previous entry)
This time, we said hello and stuff but he seemed busy talking to some twinky kids he had probably fucked before. Oh, well, just because he was all over me once doesn't mean he's going to ravage me every time! I walked around for a while, until I came across him in the video room, getting sucked by some guy again. He saw me and pulled free from the guy he was with and led me over to a bench against the wall. "Suck my cock, bitch!" he said as he shoved all 8 inches in me. He face fucked me for a few minutes, before telling me to "Get your ass over there so I can fuck you." I bent over the steps in front of the video screen and he wasted no time in fucking me. Hard. Again, he shoved in balls deep and told me to take his load. I gladly did. We said our goodbyes and I walked around... sperm dripping all down my legs.
I went downstairs and walked around for a while, eventually making my way to the "quiet" rooms downstairs. A mid 30's mustached black guy was in the bed in his room, I paused to check him out and he motioned me in. What the hell, i thought as I went inside and shut the door. He wasn't bad looking, but did have a vague resemblance to LaMont from Sanford & Son. We exchanged pleasantries as I got in bed with him. We made out a bit, and he asked me if I was married. For some reason guys seem to think I'm a top and I'm straight. No clue how they'd come to either conclusion!!! Anyway, he started rubbing his hard cock against my ass. It obviously was pretty wet from having been fucked 3 times already but he never said anything about that... just kept saying sweet nothings and sliding his cock up and down my crack. I reached down and played with it, it was probably about 7 inches but was one of those tools where the shaft is really skinny but the head is enormous. I guided that fat cockhead to my hole, and he slid it right in. We fucked like that for a while, on our side, and he kept asking if I was OK, if I was enjoying it, and I just told him "Don't stop!" After about 15 minutes he turned me over on my stomach, sliding his cock back in my hole. He really started pounding, now, and I was moaning pretty loudly. "You sounding like you wanting me to stop." "Noooo! Keep fucking me!" "Oh, yeah, baby!" He pounded and pounded and started panting like he was getting close. "Ooh yeah, shoot that cum all over my ass..." I said, just to see his reaction. A few more grunts and he shoved in balls deep "OH YEAH!!! IM CUMMIN IN YOUR ASS BABY!!!!" just like I knew he would. He came down from his orgasm, we chatted a bit and then I left. A river of cum was running all the way down my leg, all the way down to my feet this time. Nobody would have any question as to what went on in that room.
Now, this weekend I was supposed to go to New Jersey for the weekend and see how many loads I could get there, but my car has to go to the shop so now I'm not sure if I can swing it. Damn!
For this posting I will focus on the other nights... I'll start with 3 weeks ago. It was a Monday, which is always busy because it's $1 locker day. I got there and headed into the steam room. There was a mid 40's black guy there stroking a nice piece of meat so I sat down by him. He kept stroking and eyed me, I took that to be an invitation so I put his rod in my mouth. I blew him for about 10 minutes. He never really said anything, just put his hands on my head and shoved his cock in me a few times. I was getting tired of sucking so I asked him if he liked to fuck. "Up to you." He said. I pulled the lube out and greased up his pole. I put one leg up on the bench and guided his bare cock to my hole. He worked it in and fucked me for maybe 5 minutes before shooting a load inside me. As soon as he was done he pulled out and left.
I turned the corner and there was a darker skinned muscular guy there, looked to be in his late 20's. He was in a dark alcove of the steam room, but I could see he was massaging a nice bulge under his towel. I had no idea if he'd just seen me with the black guy but I wasn't going to question as he motioned me into the alcove, opening his towel. I got down on my knees and blew him, and he emitted some "oohs" and "Aahs". Since my ass was warmed up, I asked him if he liked to fuck. "I am a top." He said, in an accent I couldn't really pick up from so few words. I just got up, drizzled a little lube on his cock and he did the rest. In one motion he had slid about 7 inches of fat meat inside me. "Oh, yes, baby..." he said as he sped up his thrusts. Again, this was a quickie and after about 5 minutes he shoved in balls deep and unloaded a few jets of sperm into my hole. Satisfied, he pulled out, said thanks, and exited the steam room.
I wandered around a bit, spotted a black bodybuilder type who had fucked me before. (See previous entry)
This time, we said hello and stuff but he seemed busy talking to some twinky kids he had probably fucked before. Oh, well, just because he was all over me once doesn't mean he's going to ravage me every time! I walked around for a while, until I came across him in the video room, getting sucked by some guy again. He saw me and pulled free from the guy he was with and led me over to a bench against the wall. "Suck my cock, bitch!" he said as he shoved all 8 inches in me. He face fucked me for a few minutes, before telling me to "Get your ass over there so I can fuck you." I bent over the steps in front of the video screen and he wasted no time in fucking me. Hard. Again, he shoved in balls deep and told me to take his load. I gladly did. We said our goodbyes and I walked around... sperm dripping all down my legs.
I went downstairs and walked around for a while, eventually making my way to the "quiet" rooms downstairs. A mid 30's mustached black guy was in the bed in his room, I paused to check him out and he motioned me in. What the hell, i thought as I went inside and shut the door. He wasn't bad looking, but did have a vague resemblance to LaMont from Sanford & Son. We exchanged pleasantries as I got in bed with him. We made out a bit, and he asked me if I was married. For some reason guys seem to think I'm a top and I'm straight. No clue how they'd come to either conclusion!!! Anyway, he started rubbing his hard cock against my ass. It obviously was pretty wet from having been fucked 3 times already but he never said anything about that... just kept saying sweet nothings and sliding his cock up and down my crack. I reached down and played with it, it was probably about 7 inches but was one of those tools where the shaft is really skinny but the head is enormous. I guided that fat cockhead to my hole, and he slid it right in. We fucked like that for a while, on our side, and he kept asking if I was OK, if I was enjoying it, and I just told him "Don't stop!" After about 15 minutes he turned me over on my stomach, sliding his cock back in my hole. He really started pounding, now, and I was moaning pretty loudly. "You sounding like you wanting me to stop." "Noooo! Keep fucking me!" "Oh, yeah, baby!" He pounded and pounded and started panting like he was getting close. "Ooh yeah, shoot that cum all over my ass..." I said, just to see his reaction. A few more grunts and he shoved in balls deep "OH YEAH!!! IM CUMMIN IN YOUR ASS BABY!!!!" just like I knew he would. He came down from his orgasm, we chatted a bit and then I left. A river of cum was running all the way down my leg, all the way down to my feet this time. Nobody would have any question as to what went on in that room.
Now, this weekend I was supposed to go to New Jersey for the weekend and see how many loads I could get there, but my car has to go to the shop so now I'm not sure if I can swing it. Damn!
Friday, April 8, 2011
Friday Night
This is the "Reader's Digest" version of this encounter, mainly because I'm tired, have a huge load dripping out my ass and I need to beat off and get to bed. So tonight after work I went to the local baths... I debated about going, as I was tired and I usually strike out there anyways. I was at the window paying and this muscled black stud came in behind me. I turned around and smiled at him, he gave me a smile back. He might've worked in one of the local offices, as he was dressed "business casual" and had on an expensive pair of dress shoes. I got my locker key and headed inside. I was already undressed when he came in, and he was checking out my ass. I smiled again and went into the club while he got undressed. I walked around, didn't see him, so I started checking out the other action... not many people there for a Friday night but it was still relatively early.
I walked around and found him in the sling room, getting blown by some guy. Damn. I stood with the crowd and watched, and Mr. Football executive (He had a build like a linebacker or something) kept his eyes locked on me... or at least I *wanted* to think it was me... but there was a crowd and you never know. I stood there watching and finally walked on to see if I could get something for myself. I circled back around to hit the video room and there was Mr. Football Executive getting blown by that dude. I stood and watched, and this time there was no mistaking -- his eyes were locked on me. After a few seconds of unwavering eye contact... he motioned me over. I sat down near him and he just point blank said: "You want to get fucked." "Absolutely." was my reply, and I got on all fours on the carpeted seat thing for the video screen. He mounted me in an instant and I felt the head of his tube pressing at my hole. I realized, as I felt him stretching me open... I had never even seen his dick! He was pretty well lubed up from the other guy's spit, thankfully, so with some force he got all of his dick inside... it felt amazing. After about a minute I was opened wide by this stud's cock and he started trash talking. "Yeah, you bitch! You love this dick don't you?" "Yes!" I babbled... delirious that this stud GOD was fucking me. "You love this 10 inch dick in you! You're my bitch aren't you?" "Yes!" "Say it!" "I'm your BITCH! FUCK ME WITH THAT COCK!" I'd love to say he fucked me for hours... but he had been getting blown by that other guy so he was already close before he ever entered me. "You want this load, don't you bitch?" "You want me to breed you!" "FUCK YES!!! GIMME YOUR BABIES!" "FUCK YES YOU BITCH! TAKE IT!" and I felt a large amount of wetness as he dumped the contents of his balls into my ass. The whole thing was just so fucking hot. Without ever speaking a word to this man, he knew me, knew what I wanted and KNEW that what HE wanted was the same as what I wanted. He read me like a paperback novel and it was amazing.
So here I sit with this unknown black stud's load in my ass and a raging hardon. Dude, if you're reading this you can dump a wad in my ass anytime, anyplace. It was amazing.
I walked around and found him in the sling room, getting blown by some guy. Damn. I stood with the crowd and watched, and Mr. Football executive (He had a build like a linebacker or something) kept his eyes locked on me... or at least I *wanted* to think it was me... but there was a crowd and you never know. I stood there watching and finally walked on to see if I could get something for myself. I circled back around to hit the video room and there was Mr. Football Executive getting blown by that dude. I stood and watched, and this time there was no mistaking -- his eyes were locked on me. After a few seconds of unwavering eye contact... he motioned me over. I sat down near him and he just point blank said: "You want to get fucked." "Absolutely." was my reply, and I got on all fours on the carpeted seat thing for the video screen. He mounted me in an instant and I felt the head of his tube pressing at my hole. I realized, as I felt him stretching me open... I had never even seen his dick! He was pretty well lubed up from the other guy's spit, thankfully, so with some force he got all of his dick inside... it felt amazing. After about a minute I was opened wide by this stud's cock and he started trash talking. "Yeah, you bitch! You love this dick don't you?" "Yes!" I babbled... delirious that this stud GOD was fucking me. "You love this 10 inch dick in you! You're my bitch aren't you?" "Yes!" "Say it!" "I'm your BITCH! FUCK ME WITH THAT COCK!" I'd love to say he fucked me for hours... but he had been getting blown by that other guy so he was already close before he ever entered me. "You want this load, don't you bitch?" "You want me to breed you!" "FUCK YES!!! GIMME YOUR BABIES!" "FUCK YES YOU BITCH! TAKE IT!" and I felt a large amount of wetness as he dumped the contents of his balls into my ass. The whole thing was just so fucking hot. Without ever speaking a word to this man, he knew me, knew what I wanted and KNEW that what HE wanted was the same as what I wanted. He read me like a paperback novel and it was amazing.
So here I sit with this unknown black stud's load in my ass and a raging hardon. Dude, if you're reading this you can dump a wad in my ass anytime, anyplace. It was amazing.
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