Monday, April 9, 2012

Morons

I've been quite busy lately with lots of experiences I haven't had time to properly write up... my trip out of town where I finally got up the nerve to take an anon load in my hotel room, for a start.

But anyhow, tonight I'm sitting here, I just left Mr Condom's house but he's been in this phase of wanting to pull out and cum on my face, then sending me out of the house and not letting me wipe it off. That's hot and all, but I needed a load in me SO BADLY! I put up an ad, and got a reply "Nice ass." I replied asking where he was and got "What r ur stats". I could already tell this was going to be a waste of time, so I gave them and asked for his. He replied, and again I asked where he was. "Got a pic". I replied there was one in the ad. "No I meant of your face." I had had it with this crap so I just replied "Sorry dude I don't have time to waste tonight, if you were serious you would've at least sent a dick pic since you've seen more of me than I have seen of you. Maybe another night when I have several hours to go through a drawn out Email exchange."

Why do some people make it so hard to get laid? I mean, I understand wanting to trade pics, but it pisses me off when you ask 1,001 questions about me and it's pulling teeth to get any info about YOU!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Mr Condom Whores Me Out

I've been busy being a slut this year. To date, I've only been fucked with a condom twice since the beginning of the year. Both times were in the porn shop when the top put a rubber on, but nobody else has bothered.

Tonight I hit up Mr Condom as I wanted a quick load on my way home from work. He's been wanting me to find some woman to fuck, and I did try once but that's not really my thing. He then wanted me to find another bottom for him to fuck while he fucked me, but the ones I found wanted a bunch of pictures and crap. Tonight he came up with the idea of another top to fuck me after he was done. Now we're talking!

In short order he had someone, and all I knew of him were his stats:

25..5'11..190...7.5 cut..

where will you want his load?

I replied "Its up to him where he wants to put it, u know I like it in my ass!"

After a few more messages I made certain the guy A) Wouldn't mind fucking me with a load already up there and B) Wouldn't want a condom.

Mr Condom replied with a cut and paste with the convo he was having with the other guy: MM: if i bb i dont pull out

Excellent.

I arrived at Mr Condom's place before the other top, who I still had no idea what he looked like. I blew Mr Condom while we waited for the other guy to show. After I'd been there maybe 5 minutes the other guy finally showed. He was a fucking STUD and I couldn't believe my luck that I was going to get fucked by him. He wasted no time stripping, and I blew him while Mr Condom fucked me. In all too short a time, Mr Condom was cumming in me. I wasn't sure that had happened until he was pulling his shorts up, as I was busy blowing the other stud. He was sitting on the ratty sofa in the basement, so I just turned around and sat on his beautiful cock. I guess the scene was too much for him because I rode him for maybe 3 minutes and he slammed me down on his dick and he proceeded to fill me with his cum. I knew he was shooting because I could feel his dick pulsing in my hole. Nice. We got dressed and left at the same time, but he didn't say anything to me as we were leaving, I guess he got his nut and that was all he needed. I'd gladly be his cumdump any day.

The two of them shooting in me brought my load count for 2012 up to 35 loads I've taken so far.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

This Week...

I have such a backlog of stories I've not had time to write about I'm beginning to think I need a secretary I can dictate them to...

Anyhow, on one of my days off I headed down to the dirty bookstore. The parking lot was pretty full, but that's not a guarantee of anything. I paid my $10 and went in, checking things out. There was the usual assortment of old trolls, and in about the 5th booth I checked in there was a guy in his 40's stroking a decent sized slab of meat. I wanted to check out the other booths before committing to anything, so I went on to check the other occupants of the place out.

The guy I had peered in on was following me around, so I thought what the hell, I'm here for dick and here's an OK looking guy with a hard dick for me so I may as well suck it. He followed me into a booth and his dick was already out of his pants. I bent over to suck it, while unbuttoning my pants and pulling my underwear down. I had only blown him for 2 or 3 minutes when he was feeling up my ass. I turned around to let him get a better view, and he started to finger fuck me. I bent over against the wall to give him better access, and in an instant he was hawking great big gobs of spit on my hole and shoving his cock inside me.

He jackhammer fucked me for about 5 minutes, only stopping once to slop some more spit on his cock. He never let up, until he finally grabbed my hips, shoved his cock all the way inside me and dumped the contents of his nuts deep in my guts. He pulled out, and I bent back over to pull up my pants. When I turned around, he was gone. I had that guy's load in me, and I don't think he had spoken a single word to me at all.

That got me all hot and bothered, so I headed over to the other side of the arcade. There wasn't much going on, in the very last booth I spotted the guy that broke up my potential action in my last story getting down with a cute construction worker type. I glanced in and left, after the brush-off I got last time I wasn't going to pursue anything there. I wandered around for a bit more, found a guy that wanted to get blown so I sucked him off and swallowed his load. I made another check and construction worker and the interrupter were just finishing up -- I peeked in just in time to see interrupter wasting his load by shooting it all over the floor. I watched that scene, and then went about my business. A few minutes later, construction worker was standing there checking his cell phone, and I figured he'd be leaving. I watched a movie for a minute or two, then headed over to the other side.

When I got to the last set of booths, Mr Construction worker was there, leaning against the wall massaging himself through his jeans. Well, I thought, no harm in trying, so I went into the booth opposite his and found a movie to watch. He seemed to be checking me out so I unzipped and started stroking. He watched for a minute, then left. Damn, I thought. About a minute later, he was back. Then he left again, then he came back and was massaging himself through his pants again. I unbuttoned my pants and let them drop around my ankles. He unzipped and freed his tool, which was about 6 inches and on the fat side. We made eye contact a few times, so I took that as an invitation. I pulled my pants up and headed over to his booth. We said hellos and I started to stroke his meat. He moaned in approval, so I bent over and started to blow him. He started running his calloused hands over my body, so I stopped for a minute and took my shirt off. He liked my chest, and was running his hands all over it and licking my nipples. I was way into that! :) I had never stopped stroking him, and he eased my head back onto his dick. Like the last guy, after a few minutes of sucking, his hand was down my pants. I unbuttoned them, giving him free access and he started to finger my hole. I couldn't tell if he could feel the wetness from the other guy's load or not, but it wasn't long before he was spinning me around and shoving his cock inside me.

We were both grunting up a storm, his cock stretching me nicely and getting lubed by the big load the last guy had dumped in me. After about 10 minutes he said "Turn around and bend over the bench." I complied and this angle gave him even better access to my hole, which he took full advantage of. After another 5 minutes or so he started making those noises guys make when they're about to cum. Without asking, he shot his load up my ass. I guess he figured it was OK since I already had, or he thought I had, a load inside me. After we finished we talked for about 5 minutes and he gave me his number and told me next time his house would be a much better place to fuck.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Load Count Update

Load count is up to 12. I took 4 loads this weekend, 3 from old fuckbuds and 1 from a new fuckbud who is conveniently right around the corner from work. He loves to fuck me because I let him in me bare, not like his women. "Bitches be makin' me wear a condom when I fuck 'em in the ass." he said. More on that later.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Keeping Track

I've decided to keep track of how many loads get squirted up my ass this year. So far, the total is 5. They've been 5 different men, so far, but I will add loads from the same guy to the total.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Hate Fuck

Yesterday was one of those rare days that made me feel completely sexually satisfied.

I'll run down the parts leading up to the "main event"...

I put out an ad looking for a load. I got one reply, the guy honestly didn't sound like much based on how vague he was with info but I thought what the hell, I need a bare dick in me. I arrived at his house and yeah, he had a decent body but was not very attractive. He sat down in a recliner that looked like Archie Bunker could've sat in it and pulled out his dick. I started sucking on it, and at least ugly guy had a big dick. After a few minutes of that he was ready to fuck so I greased up his cock and he bent me over his old recliner and slid his raw tool inside. I focused on the cock in me rather than what it was attached to, and was starting to enjoy the fuck. As he was fucking me I noticed how old-ladyish his house was. Every surface covered in figurines, gaudy area rugs...

He fucked me for a bit, then suddenly pulled out and shot a big load all over my ass. FUCK! So I got fucked by ugly guy for basically nothing since I didn't even get the load. I waited a minute and he didn't at least offer a towel to wipe his load off my ass so I pulled up my pants and left. After wasting 30 minutes on a fucking flake I headed out to the dirty bookstore.

I got there and there were a lot of guys about, but nobody really doing anything. I spotted a construction worker type guy and wanted his load. He went in a booth, and I went in the one opposite. He was one of those shy ones who stood there not doing anything for a long time. After about 10 minutes he finally took his dick out and started stroking. Just then a guy I'd fucked around with before showed up and stood in the hallway between the booths and started jacking. I started to go into cute guy's booth but was beaten to it by the other guy. Damn. Well, since we'd played before I went in and played with both their chests and finally got down and started sucking cute guy's cock. Of course this attracted some damn troll that was trying to get at my ass totally ruining the vibe. Troll finally took the hint and left, and then the guy I had fucked around with before said "Could you give us a few minutes alone?" Whatever. I just left the place, and checking my email I had a response to my ad.

I got there and there wasn't much to tell about the fuck, it was one of those where the travel there took longer than the actual sex. He did leave a load in me, though.

After that I was pretty horny. I decided to go to another adult theater I don't usually go to as it's pretty disgusting, even for me. I got there and there was a decent crowd so I paid my admission and went in.

I looked around and didn't see many people so I went back to the dingy area behind the screen where most of the action takes place. There was a younger guy getting blown by someone... I couldn't really see in the dim light. I watched them, the guy was really going to town face fucking the other guy. I tweaked the guy's nips, felt up his chest and watched him work over the other guy's mouth. I pulled my pants down in case anyone nearby wanted to sample it. After about 5 minutes I guess the guy sucking the cock got tired (I don't know how long he had been getting face fucked) because he stood up and leaned up against the wall. I waited a bit, having just had my trick stolen I wasn't going to do that to someone else, but he didn't seem interested in the cock anymore so I started to lick the head. It was about 8 inches, not too fat but delightfully long! I started to suck on it, and the top seemed to enjoy it. After I sucked for a bit the original sucker knelt down and was watching. I offered him the guy's cock but he didn't take it so I took that as a sign he was done. I started to work on that shaft when the top started to rub his hands on my back and shoulders.

Thinking he might want to feel my ass, I got up from my knees into the less comfortable bent over position and continued sucking his cock. He rubbed around my back and eventually to my ass. He ran his hand over my cheeks for a bit as I blew him, eventually working a finger in. This made me moan, so he slipped it in a bit more. Hoping this was go further I stood up and since I was still facing him he had his hand between my legs working 2 fingers in my hole, some of Craigslist guy's cum starting to run out, coating the other guy's fingers. He felt this and started to fingerfuck me. It was difficult to turn around with his hand between my legs, so I just twisted a bit and he got the hint and took his hand out and let me turn around so my ass was facing him. He fingerfucked some more, and I bent over to give him better access. He took the opportunity to slip his cock inside. Bare.

Fortunately CL guy had left a huge load up in me, so this guy didn't need any lube. Once he got his whole shaft in me he started to fuck. HARD. This guy wasted no time at all in fucking my ass like a man possessed. Pulling completely out, slamming it back in to the balls over and over. At some point some guy came and stood in front of me as if he wanted me to suck his cock so I grabbed onto his legs for dear life. The man fucking me was doubling his effort and all I could do was moan out a stream of gibberish, clutching the man in front of me. My top's cock was flying in and out of me -- him grabbing onto my hips and pounding in and out not caring if I wanted a brutal fuck or not. I don't think he gave a fuck if I was enjoying it or not. After what seemed like a week of this but was probably only 15 minutes he stopped. He was jacking his dick, so I asked if he had cum. My hole was so numb from the fuck I couldn't tell. "No." He replied, beating his cum covered dick. I bent back over so he could fuck some more or shoot it on my back, when he shoved it back in and unloaded about a pint of thick cum up in my ass. When he was done he pulled out and I stood up.

"Wow. That was a hell of a fuck."
"Thanks."
"How long had it been since you last came? That felt like a huge load!"
"I always cum that much. Everyday. Treat for you!"

As I was pulling my pants up he was out and headed back to the theater. I'd like to say I kept his cum in me but he was so totally destroyed my hole it all leaked down my ass, down my balls and down my leg. I found him leaving the bathroom as I was going in. I went in and wiped off the huge amount of cum in my crack and saw him standing there. I complemented him on his fucking ability and saw him clearly for the first time -- a guy in his early 30's, blond haired and Russian or European looking and kind of book-nerdy looking. Totally hot. He stood there for a second and I checked my phone to see what time it was, still delirious from that intense fuck. Sadly, he had gone by the time it dawned on me to give him my number -- it had been so long since I had a fuck that intense I simply wasn't thinking straight. If I ever see him again you know I will be offering him up my hole to destroy again.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Mr. Condom Fills Me Up

So the guy from the last story wanted to meet up again. This time, no condoms were mentioned..

Him: where do you want the cum this time slut?

Me: You can fill me up if you want!

Him: your ass?

And it was settled. His wife was asleep upstairs, so he snuck me into his basement so he could seed my ass. I arrived at his place, was led to the basement where there was a bunch of kid's toys, boxes of junk and an old sofa behind the furnace. He pulled his shorts down and ordered me to suck his dick. I sucked his dick, licked his balls, sucked his dick and then he was hard. He wanted me to bend over so he could finger my hole, so I complied. He was saying some dirty stuff, which as difficult to hear since there was a load of clothes going in the washing machine. I could make out "slut" and "whore", though.

After a few minutes he grabbed my hips and guided my ass down to his hard, bare dick. "Ride it, bitch!" he ordered, so I complied. I kept bouncing up and down on that cock, supporting myself on his knees until he got me on my feet and bent me over the couch. He was getting ready to blow, and he was slam fucking my ass. "Tell me you want my cum!" "Fuck yeah! Give me all your fucking cum!" "Ahhhh! You whore!" he said as he shoved his rod in my hole and dumped all his nutjuice inside me. When he was done I thanked him, pulled up my pants and left.